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1. Snowballing refers to which sexual practice?
with a popsicle
having sex in a
after a blow job,
passing the cum back and forth from one partner's mouth to the other's
saving your cum, and freezing it in an ice cube tray
2. Barebacking refers to which sexual practice?
sex without condoms
play in the nude
ejaculating on someone's naked backside
intercourse where the woman is on top and rides her partner's cock while yelling
3. Teabagging refers to which sexual practice?
ejaculating into someones cup of tea when they aren't looking
masturbation with a soothing herbal teabag
your scrotum in someone's mouth or on their face
your balls in warm liquid
4. Dogging refers to which sexual practice?
sex with a Great Dane
intercourse in the doggie style position
sex in outdoor locations where voyeurs may join in
like a dog during orgasm
5. The Shocker refers to a manual sexual act also known as which of the
a) two in
the pink and one in the stink
b) two in
the coot and one in the boot
to town with one in the brown
d) all of
6. The letters
MILF stand for which of the following?
Men Into Licking Feet
Missionary Is Lying Flat
Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Masturbating Is Like Falling off a log
7. The letters BDSM stand for which of the following?
Dong, Small Man
and Discipline, Sado-Masochism
Dicks Suit Me
Down and Suck Me
8. The letters DP stand for which of the following?
9. The letters ATM stand for which of the following?
Automatic Titillation Machine
10. The letter G in G-spot stands which of the following?
11. Tossing Salad : Asshole ::
Condom : Dick
Cunnilingus : Pussy
Shaving : Pubic hair
Blow job : Tongue
Dominatrix : Flogger ::
Anna Kournikova : Tennis racquet
Submissive : Kneeling
Foot : Fetish
13. Viagra :
Sildenafil Citrate ::
Levitra : Cialis
Ecstasy : Sextasy
Spanish Fly : Yohimbine
Poppers : Amyl Nitrate
: Dildo ::
Jackrabbit : Vibrator
Pegging : Harness
Cyberskin : Fake pussy
15. Balloon knot : Chocolate starfish ::
Masturbation : Ejaculation
humping : Intercourse
fucking : Deep throating
Poonani : Coochie
16. David has a 12 ounce bottle of
Astroglide and a 3 ounce bottle of
Anal-Eze. He masturbates 5 times a day, and each time he uses .25 ounces of
Astroglide. He also has anal sex once a week, using .25 ounces of Anal-Eze.
Which of the following is true?
he will run out of Astroglide first
will run out of Anal-Eze first
will run out of Astroglide and Anal-Eze at the same time
of the above
Ron, and Marco are, not necessarily in this order, a top, a bottom,
and a switch. The top, who is the shortest of the three, is from out of
town. Jeff, who is Ron's neighbor, is taller than the bottom. If the three
of go to a sex party held at Jeff's house, which one will definitely not get fucked?
18. Joyce can reach orgasm in 15 minutes through vaginal
She can come twice as fast if her clitoris is stimulated also, and if nipple
stimulation is added it will increase the speed with which she reaches
orgasm by another factor of two. If Joyce has a three-way with her husband
and her best friend, and her husband wears a vibrating cockring and bangs
her while her best friend sucks her tits, how quickly will she come?
2 minutes 30 seconds
minutes 45 seconds
19. Willie's penis is bigger than Donald's. Albert's penis is
Willie's, but bigger than Jacob's. Tom's cock is smaller than Jacob's, but
bigger than Donald's. Jacob's meat is bigger than Donald's but smaller than
Albert's. Tom does not have the smallest dick. Albert does not have the
biggest dick. Tom is smaller than both Albert and Willie. Which of them
has the smallest cock?
On Saturday night, Cindy the
stripper took home $800. One half of that
amount was from regular tips, and the other half was money she made from
giving lap dances. If she gave 16 lap dances, how much money did she average
per lap dance?
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